Could the idea of writing a paper about my foreign language teaching philosophy be more unappealing to me possibly? Could I get a little more boredom on my mediocrity sandwich? Yeah, that's right... Perfect. How long have you been a sandwich artist? Really? Only that long? Well, let me tell you kiddo, you spread on the condiments like a fucking pro. Keep up the good work, champ! I see a bright future ahead of you.